Volunteer Work

Maybe just being a planeteer isn't enough. It is not uncommon to feel the need to do more than just be a member. Then maybe it's time to become a planeteer missionary. Do the work you were meant to do.

The following testimonials are those of current missionaries in foreign nations doing the work of the lord (Capt. Planet).

6/18/05 , Saudi Arabia

There was once a gentleman by the name of Danny DeVito. He had chains for arms, and bear traps for hands. DeVito once said “Live it… or lose it, dude.” Live it, or lose it. Do you have the guts to live it? Live the dream? If you do, then your destiny is with us, the planeteers. Giving it all we've got, to get what we need to go. Get ready, because you're about to embark on one … wild … ride .

That's what I tell myself everyday, when I awoken in the morning by the clashing of swords. And you know what? It keeps this trucker truckin'. I can honestly say that I look forward to the work I do every single day that I am here in Sowdee Araybeeya. I love and respect the heritage of these wonderful people and their fabulous country. But they do need some work.

For instance, last week, they were complaining about starving. But it's their own fault. They know for a fact, that if they do what they're told, we'll give them food. All we ask is their undying devotion to our cause in this life and the next. Every morning we go through chant drills. Seeing as how the annual “OWN THE DOME” event is coming up in December, we decided to pump up the jam and make this week's chant “Own the dome”. Despite their tears we could see through their eyes and into their souls, and see the love and appreciation they had for the work that we do. I love this job – OORAHH!!

•  Jacob Planet

3/29/05 , People's Republic of Congo

YO MAAN!!! Yeah! Doing the work I was meant to do! Oogity, boogity, boogity, boo! Let's get'er started, man! It's wild over here, man! Wild! We're havin a blast, dude, in the congo , man! Man, the best feelin ever is seein the faces of these suckaz when we show them Capt. Planet episodes. It's like, they finally know why they're livin'. It's like the sky opens up, and a big hand floats down and gives'em a big pat on the back, dude! Do you have any idea what that's like, man? Have you any idea, man? MAN???

- Tyrell Planet