Well before I begin with my philosophy and utter coolness let me first introduce my self.

My name is Germany, I am one of the less well known of Devastation productions. (If you don’t know what dp is than you really suck) anyway soon we will have a major TV show on prime time and our songs will be on the top of the charts.

10/26/00

QUOTE O' DA' DAY

"The new rails will be destroyed while the greenbeans will flame barnzo's ears"

10/27/00

QUOTE O' DA' DAY

"Why do i climb this hill of woabegones... the cheese grater is coming there is no escape"

10/29/00

QUOTE O' DA' DAY

"Wake up thine child and sniff the newspaper"

10/30/00

QUOTE O' DA DAY

"look i didnt do it... it wasnt me... the guy with umm.... one arm yeah it was him... Those dirty one armed loosers they did it.. seorisly it was the... umm...Is the the face of someone who would lie, I DIDNT DO IT"

11/1/00

QUOTE O' DA' DAY

"the mind is a carrot... it serves no purpose and looks pretty cool...and when you ask someone if they got any carrots.. they wont understand, suggesting that they dont have a mind... the truth is... THEY Are all robots!!!!!!!!!!!!"

11/11/11

QUOTE O' DA' DAY

"the time has come for the revolution at hand... the thunders of the storm bring for the new tides of chivelry...For no longer will cotton be the fabric of our lives, by God it shall not"

11/27/00

QUOTE O' DA' DECADE

"Great minds talk about carrots, normal minds talk about cheese, lower minds talk about day to day issues like the goverment and cancer... Which catagory do you fall into?"

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"It has been my understanding that a Sandwhich is known as 2 pieces of bread with stuff inbetween, now i at first believed this lie put then i discoverd the truth...Sandwhichs must contain protein in some form and the 2 pieces of bread must be parrellel and on the horizontal plane, some people may try to say "what about an open faced sandwhich?" THey are EVIL... THey will steere you down the wrong path before you know it." ______________________________