Tales of the German Diamond


by Dishwasher Last Name

Emerging from the shadows, a large figure creaps up behind the elephant, and swallows it whole! The elephants offspring just watch in horror as they are devowered by this gargantuain beast. The German Diamond... Half gorilla, half gorilla, but all man! The Most foul of Demons fear him. His EYE LASERS destroy entire cities, and his foul breath kills the most horrid of pig like creatures! His eyes are the mere essence of death, and his nose... well his nose.... is completely normal!!! He takes on a larger appearance of Dishwasher Last Name, and is even more powerful! The overpowering beast, is far more powerful than even George W!!!!!!!! AND HE IS MY BROTHER!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHA!

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