The Great Serpent: Part 2
If you have not read Part 1, do so before reading Part 2.
This was not the first anti-serpent hate crime, but it was the one that brought the discrimination into the national spotlight. This serpent re-focused his life on his career as a politician, determined to correct the inequality and reverse the hatred that had led to his attack. He abandoned his dark sunglasses and toothpick, instead opting to get a neat, $500 haircut and wear nice suits.
It could be said that he was actually too successful. Instead of removing the hatred, he actually did reverse the hatred. This led to sea serpents from all around the world coming out of the ocean and joining the cause, most of whom were drunk. They had no intention of waiting for change to happen through protest marches and petitions however, which was a good decision on their part because due to their drunkenness, they were unable to form coherent thoughts to persuade anyone. Instead they took it (and crowbars) into their own hands to make it happen.
The sea serpent revolution was a violent (and drunken) one. They spread across the nation, crowbars in hand, and to set an example, they did not discriminate in who they attacked. Women, children, the elderly, pets, it was all fair game to them. Kneecaps were broken, ribcages were shattered, brains were eaten. The serpents took over the nation with their overwhelming numbers after mere weeks.
The great serpent was appointed the King of America, and his administration was not a merficul one. Clowns were forced to tapdance at gunpoint for his amusement, all food was replaced with horse hooves and frog eyes, and people were forced into the coal mines to dig for unicorn horns, while being yelled at by robots. It wasn’t long before the newly oppressed human race began to forget all of their original differences and band together to form a plan to revolt and re-take their country. Fortunately, since most humans are closet sorcerers, they had magic on their side.
- Kent Wicklander
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