Eugene Applethorp
Ever since he was a young boy, Eugene Applethorp has had a rivalry with his neighborhood bullies. The bullies, twins by the names of Sherman and Simon Scoopwaffle. They would torment him, dunking his head in toilets, locking him in lockers, beating the hell out of him, setting him on fire, stabbing him in the face, eating his bones, and so forth.
In any event, their feud was dormant for some years, until recently. Lately Eugene Applethorp enjoys wheelbarrows an awful lot. He owns a garage modeled after the garage of Jay Leno, though instead of different cars he has a variety of wheelbarrows parked in car parking spaces. Not that they’re luxourious or anything, he found a lot of them on abandoned farms, and the rest he stole from the garages of honest, unsuspecting families.
Well the Scoopwaffle twins decided one day to break into his garage, and tip over a few of the wheelbarrows, scratching some of them, even scraping a few bits of paint off. Eugene takes such pride in his wheelbarrows, it outright infuriated him and he vowed revenge.
The next afternoon he walked over to the Scoopwaffle brothers’ house, and set it on fire. When they came running and screaming out of the building, Eugene shot them both over and over again until they were dead.
- Kent Wicklander
So…he’s basically like a hero then? The last thing you ever want to do is mess up somebodies paint job. It should be a felony!
CUTE!! kinda warped, but still cute lol xD
cheers! ^^
Vicissitudes of Life