Darby the Space-Man | Psycho No Deal Zone http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/ The ONLY Official Bird Blog Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:16:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 Darby the Space-Man | Psycho No Deal Zone http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2843 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:14:30 +0000 http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2843 I'LL GET THE COWARDLY LION, THE LION KING, AND SOME OTHER FUCKING LION. I DONT CARE. I CAN GET ANYONE. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. YOU ARENT A REPORTER. YOU ARE A LIAR SIR. THE COWARDLY LION WILL SEE THE TRUTH. I WILL LAY DOW NTHE LAW ON YOUR ASS. YOUR DAYS OF "REPORTING (AKA SLANDAR) ARE FUCKING OVER BUDDY BOY. AT THE END OF THE WEEK I WILL OWN YOUR HOUSE, CAR, WIFE, CHILDREN, PETS, AND SHURBBERY. YOU SLANDERING SON OF A BITCH. I’LL GET THE COWARDLY LION, THE LION KING, AND SOME OTHER FUCKING LION. I DONT CARE. I CAN GET ANYONE. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR.

YOU ARENT A REPORTER. YOU ARE A LIAR SIR. THE COWARDLY LION WILL SEE THE TRUTH. I WILL LAY DOW NTHE LAW ON YOUR ASS. YOUR DAYS OF “REPORTING (AKA SLANDAR) ARE FUCKING OVER BUDDY BOY.

AT THE END OF THE WEEK I WILL OWN YOUR HOUSE, CAR, WIFE, CHILDREN, PETS, AND SHURBBERY. YOU SLANDERING SON OF A BITCH.

]]> Darby the Space-Man | Psycho No Deal Zone http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2841 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:11:24 +0000 http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2841 WHAT THE HELL IS SLANDAR YOU RAT BASTARD? Also, I only go to court when the judge is a lion, the jury is a lion, and I get to stab my opponent in the face with a sharpened straw at least 16 times. Under these conditions, I'll have you know that I am the best damned lawyer this side of the Rio Grande. Also, I am a respectable reporter, far moreso than you. I am well aware that you wrote that piece in the Wall Street Journal about inappropriately touching butterfiles. You sicken me. WHAT THE HELL IS SLANDAR YOU RAT BASTARD?

Also, I only go to court when the judge is a lion, the jury is a lion, and I get to stab my opponent in the face with a sharpened straw at least 16 times. Under these conditions, I’ll have you know that I am the best damned lawyer this side of the Rio Grande.

Also, I am a respectable reporter, far moreso than you. I am well aware that you wrote that piece in the Wall Street Journal about inappropriately touching butterfiles. You sicken me.

]]> Darby the Space-Man | Psycho No Deal Zone http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2837 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:06:33 +0000 http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2837 IF YOU WOULD STOP MY CLIENTS WOULD HAVE BETTER LIVES! ALL YOU DEAL IN IS SLANDAR! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IN A 1 ON 1 CAGE MATCH IN THE SUPRIME COURT TO END THESE LIES! MY CLIENTS HAVE EXPRECEED EXTREME CONCERN ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS AS A REPORTER! THIS IS SLANDER SIR! YOU ARE LIABLE! WE WILL SEE YOU IN COURT! JIM ADDLER TAKES NO FUCKING PRISONERS! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF 7 GODS ON YOUR BUTTHOLE! IF YOU WOULD STOP MY CLIENTS WOULD HAVE BETTER LIVES! ALL YOU DEAL IN IS SLANDAR! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IN A 1 ON 1 CAGE MATCH IN THE SUPRIME COURT TO END THESE LIES!

MY CLIENTS HAVE EXPRECEED EXTREME CONCERN ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS AS A REPORTER! THIS IS SLANDER SIR! YOU ARE LIABLE! WE WILL SEE YOU IN COURT!

JIM ADDLER TAKES NO FUCKING PRISONERS! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF 7 GODS ON YOUR BUTTHOLE!

]]> Darby the Space-Man | Psycho No Deal Zone http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2820 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:34:59 +0000 http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2820 OH, I WILL. I NEVER STOP. OH, I WILL. I NEVER STOP.

]]> Darby the Space-Man | Psycho No Deal Zone http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2562 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:22:15 +0000 http://www.devastationstudios.com/blog/2008/05/14/darby-the-space-man/#comment-2562 Kick ass! Keep it up. - tmforever Kick ass! Keep it up. - tmforever

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