Carlyle and the Train
Carlyle is a rare subterraneous bird, living several miles beneath the earth’s surface. He is one of a small colony of these birds that first appeared several centuries ago. Scientists speculate that their origins can be traced to a demented horse defecating on some radioactive fleas. I’m not sure how that exactly translates into the […]
Darby the Space-Man
Darby McLannahan is one of Ireland’s most cherished heroes. He was born after a drunken 3-way between Peter O’Toole and a couple of whores. No one knows who the mother was – Darby was born in an alley, and the birth was witnessed by only a few people, all of whom are now dead due […]
