I haven’t even mentioned their father, George Clooney, who, while is usually busy doing coke and smashing wine bottles on his own face, does tend to be overprotective. Him and his evil Chinese bodyguard, Kwang. Kwang chops trees down with his hands and has teeth made of bees.

I’m open for a cage match against Akroid. If you can get him to use his fucking cellphone and quit text messaging me like a bitch.

Untill then. I have dead fish people bodies to pee on then have sex with. Good day sir.

That said, there are legal ramifications for hoarding dead bodies. Surely you are aware that dead bodies are meant to be spread around, so everybody has the opportunity to have their fun. You are very selfish.

I see from your reply that you haven’t spoken to Dan Akroyd - this, I believe, is a mistake. He is a very impressive fighter, his UFC record is near flawless. He wields chicken wing nunchucks that are full of knives and poison - trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.

But i am not giving the bodies back. I’ve decided to keep them and continue defiling them untill they are no more. I dont care how many death threats Mark Cuban sends me. I challanged him to a cage match and he wimped out.

My house is surounded by robots and zombies. If you want your corpses you'’ll have to pry them off my cold dead penis.

After which time we can negotiate on the price of the live children.

Thank you for the swift and convinent delivery.

I cannot wait to have sex with those dead bodies.

P.S. In the interest of full disclosure, I am obligated do inform you that the dead children have a plethora of diseases, both human-diseases and fish-diseases, as well as some brand new hybrid diseases. Also maggots.

P.P.S. The transaction has been completed, and no refunds are available.