Bernard the Vampire Scientist

Bernard is one of the rare breed of scientists that possesses the charisma to get people really excited about his projects, even if they really are ridiculous. As a matter of fact, he actually secured a $50,000 grant for a vampire research project.

If you are able to get over the fact that vampires are not real, the quality you might be most interested in researching about the entirely fictional vampire might be it’s invincibility. Well, Bernard is totally uninterested in this; he is much more interested in the ability to grow fangs at will. In fact, his ultimate goal is to create an all-vampire boxing league.

Some of his other research projects include the prospects of prosthetic legs made of yarn, very short basketball hoops, underwater rain generators, and turtle toupees.

As of now, he is a guest lecturer at the University of the Universes, a joint venture between our universe and a parallel universe. He speaks on a number of subjects, though he tends to focus on vampires these days.

- Kent Wicklander