A Flock of Awesome
I was digging in my backyard, searching for gold, when I noticed the dirt moving. I stood up quickly, shocked. The moving dirt twitched around a bit before revealing itself to be…
A Flock of Awesome
As it happens, this “Flock of Awesome” had been hibernating in an underground beehive. They had been having some difficulty living with the bees, as each of them were no less than 40 pounds, making it difficult to fit in the traditional hive. I’m still not sure what the bees were doing underground.
In any event, these birds swarmed me, and I ended up with my hands tied behind my back in a matter of minutes. I don’t know where the rope came from, nor how they tied me up without arms or hands, but it most definitely occurred.
I was locked up in a cage on wheels (the sort of cage you might see at a circus) that was dragged by the birds to a large house. The birds donned ski masks, and proceeded to break into the house. I couldn’t see all of what they did inside, but after about 10 minutes, alarms went off, and I could see silhouettes of the birds scamper off into the darkness. When the police arrived, I was placed in prison.
I spent 2 years in prison for that crime. I was visited once by a few of the birds. The birds did not speak, but simply stared at me through the 2 way glass for several minutes. They did not blink, or look anywhere else. They just stared. That was the last time I ever saw them.
- Kent Wicklander
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