A Flock of Awesome
I was digging in my backyard, searching for gold, when I noticed the dirt moving. I stood up quickly, shocked. The moving dirt twitched around a bit before revealing itself to be…
A Flock of Awesome
As it happens, this “Flock of Awesome” had been hibernating in an underground beehive. They had been having some difficulty living […]
Disappointed Bird
This bird is very disappointed in you. He put all of his faith in you and what do you do? You drop the ball. You let the whole team down. You made your grandmother cry.
This bird has never been especially eloquent, nor has he been adept in psychological effects of harsh criticism of children, but […]
The Bird-stache
This bird was never a particularly confident gentleman. Born a bird, he was always ashamed of his heritage. Though surrounded by fellow birds, he always felt inadequate. Because of his feelings of inadequacy, he felt he had to compensate by constantly proving himself. He would constantly pick fights with classmates in school, sometimes beating them […]
The Great Oil War
As indicated in the image, this bird is relatively large. This bird lived underground for nearly 2000 years before being awoken by an oil rig drilling into the sea floor in Alaska. It caused an earthquake that shook the bird from its slumber and made it furious. The ensuing battle was one for the ages. […]
