Ant Farms and McDonalds
This man works part time at McDonalds, but his true passion is ant farms. In his bedroom alone, he has more than 300 ant farms, but no precise number is known as no one has dared count them – some are stacked on top of others, and it is feared that one might be dropped and unleash the ants everywhere. This did happen on at least one occasion in which he brought an ant farm to work at McDonalds to show everyone, but accidentally dropped it in with the French fries. Most of the customers that day were rather disappointed, and he was shocked to learn that he had not gained any respect from his co-workers.
When he’s not nourishing his ant farm addiction or spending his time at McDonalds, he is wagering his meager earnings from McDonalds on televised poker tournaments. He generally bets at least ¾ of his earnings any given week on poker (and keep in mind, he’s not actually playing, but betting on which professional player will win), and he often loses, as he bets on celebrities over professional players. He particularly likes to bet on the female celebrities as he believes that it would serve as a “way into their pants” by giving them something to talk about when he inevitably meets these female celebrities.
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- Kent Wicklander
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