Dolphin Corp. Supervisor
A few years ago I worked for a dolphin manufacturing company where we spent a good deal of time researching different methodologies and technologies to create more sophisticated and efficient dolphins. This bird was my supervisor, and he did nothing but hinder the progress of our project, constantly assigning menial tasks to me and cutting […]
Ant Farms and McDonalds
This man works part time at McDonalds, but his true passion is ant farms. In his bedroom alone, he has more than 300 ant farms, but no precise number is known as no one has dared count them – some are stacked on top of others, and it is feared that one might be dropped […]
Ahmed the Club Owner
Ahmed is a Palestinian business man that owns a famous club in Los Angeles. The club is very exclusive. He only lets in A-list movie stars and celebrities, cats that have been featured in “Cat Fancy” magazine, leprechauns, and 56k modems. I was only let in because I wore a manacle, football shoulder pads and […]
Muscle Philosophy
Have you ever wondered what your muscles look like? You see pictures of red stringy stuff that doctors claim represents that looks like under your skin, but is that really the case? Should you really trust a doctor about something like that? Me? I don’t. I decided to find out for myself. I closed my […]
