The Super Guard

Back in March, I posted back at PBZ about Charles and Bessie Lou, who had been in an internment camp and had an epic battle with a “Super Guard” that worked there. The following is the description of the super guard and his incident with Charles and Bessie Lou from the aforementioned post.

The ultimate guard featured 2 inch thick body armor, a helmet reminiscent of “Shredder” of Ninja Turtles fame, a long red cape, and huge cowboy boots. The ultimate guard revealed his tomahawks that he juggled in a display of arrogance and skill. Charles was taken aback, and he dropped his trusty sword. Seeing that Charles was unable to defend himself, the ultimate guard threw his tomahawks. Just as the tomahawks were about to collide with Charles, Bessie Lou jumped between them and him, and used her telekinetic powers to turn the tables, throwing the tomahawks back at the guard. Once the tomahawks collided with the guard, he immediately exploded.

You can read more here: http://flickr.com/photos/pndz/415289558/. In this post, I describe the Super Guard, but I felt that it would be best to SHOW you exactly what this super guard looked like. The following is a photo of the super guard.

And here is a photo of his ghost, looking over the internment camp. This of course took place after he had exploded, but his ghost still haunted the camp. Like most camps, the prisoners frequently gathered around bonfires, roasted marshmallows, and told ghost stories. Well, you can imagine their surprise when they saw THIS ghost the very next day when they were ordered to build new buildings.

This guard was clearly no ordinary guard. He spent a great deal of time practicing his tomahawk throwing skills, and trained in several fields of martial arts, including some that gave him supernatural powers. One such organization was Yellow Bamboo where he learned to harness exploding energy, making him a real force to be reckoned with.

You might be wondering what caused this Super Guard to become a Super Guard. Well, his upbringing wasn’t anything extraordinary aside from his training. He was raised in a trailer park, and he married another woman from the trailer park that had no teeth. They had 15 children, and neither of them worked. They all sat in the trailer and watched their 10 inch television all day, and slept outside on the mud at night (due to the fact that there was too much clutter to sleep on the floor in the trailer). When he was offered the position of “Super Guard” he abandoned his family and moved to the camp, leaving only a note that had crayon drawings of unicorns on it.

- Kent Wicklander & ‘Shar Kassai