The Boxing Rooster
This rooster is ready to fight you. You might think you could take him on, but you don’t know about his training and experience. This rooster has been in several high-profile boxing matches. He fought (and beat) Muhammad Ali, Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson, and Lennox Lewis. His only losing fight was against Bob Saget (who was piloting a large robot with chainsaw arms). He has had incredible matches against hurricanes, depression, terrorism, racism, and the Microsoft Corporation.
He has been hosting a television show for the past six years in which he tries to test his boxing skills on deadly animals such as bears, cougars, and sharks (there was an epic underwater boxing match that will go down as one of the best in history). He was employed for a short time by the United States government to go find, and box to death, Osama Bin Laden, but he was recalled after a month due to emerging reports claiming that bullets had been fired in his general direction from genetically mutated owls. The rooster’s sponsors had booked a fight against mutated owls for the next month, and they didn’t want the two to clash when it wasn’t being televised and paid for.
Now then, are you sure you want to fight this guy, Mr. Big Shot? I’d understand if you wanted to back out now – it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
- Kent Wicklander
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