The Super Guard
Back in March, I posted back at PBZ about Charles and Bessie Lou, who had been in an internment camp and had an epic battle with a “Super Guard” that worked there. The following is the description of the super guard and his incident with Charles and Bessie Lou from the aforementioned post.
The ultimate guard […]
The Boxing Rooster
This rooster is ready to fight you. You might think you could take him on, but you don’t know about his training and experience. This rooster has been in several high-profile boxing matches. He fought (and beat) Muhammad Ali, Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson, and Lennox Lewis. His only losing fight was against Bob Saget (who […]
Flynn
Flynn is an old friend of mine. Every year, the two of us road trip to a different state. This year it was Missouri. Flynn is a racist jerk.
-’Shar Kassai
You better make that money…
-’Shar Kassai
Uncle Bird
This bird has 300 brothers and sisters, and all of those brothers and sisters each have at least 300 children. Essentially, this bird is the “fun uncle” to 90,000 nieces and nephews. What I mean by “fun uncle” is that this bird is always telling funny stories from its childhood, giving generous gifts to children, […]
Sheriff versus Astronaut pt. 1
This is a cowboy. This cowboy lived in the old west, where he was the sheriff of a small town. He routinely used a lasso to round up ne’er-do-wells and used his revolver to shoot horses. He hog tied dogs and chickens and left them in the road, so they could get run over by […]
