Mariachi Band

This bird, unsurprisingly, is a member of a mariachi band. The maraca is the instrument of choice for this bird, as he lacks the mobility to play a trumpet or guitar. The band is not a particularly successful one as they only play military funerals and booze-fueled parties for high school students.

He lives in a small one bedroom apartment that he shares with a horse. Despite the lack of success of the band, The two of them are able to pay their rent as they have a reality television show modeled after the odd couple, in which the two of them struggle to live with each other. The horse will bring home a female horse, but the bird is practicing his maracas. The horse will ask him to leave, but the bird needs to practice for his gig the next day. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.

In his free time, this awesome bird spends his time on the local lake in a canoe, rowing only one the left side, thus going in circles for hours, going nowhere. In one instance, he was stranded on the lake for weeks, and almost starved to death. He was rescued by a hot air balloon, piloted by, you guessed it, a hot dog that picked up his unconscious body and dropped it off at a local hospital. He broke several bones in the process, but survived.

- Kent Wicklander