Lion Tamer
Welcome to the Psycho No Deal Zone’s grand opening. Myself and Yashar, the creator of “Bird… Or No Deal” have come to an agreement and have decided to launch this fantastic fusion of our blogs. To read more about the origins of this agreement, check out the History section.
The Psycho No Deal Zone will certainly not be limited to Birds, as this new blog offers us the opportunity to bring you even more than just birds. I do feel it’s important, however, to clarify that those of you that crave birds will still get your fix here at the Psycho No Deal Zone. However, in the interest of demonstrating the incredible power of the new blog, I will start with a non-bird introduction.
This gentleman is the former mayor of Albuquerque and a part-time lion tamer. His time as mayor was characterized by his incredible incompetence and refusal to appoint anyone with any expertise in anything as advisors. His advisors were mostly snowmen and steel folding chairs. During his time as mayor, sunglasses were outlawed, February was given an additional 10 days, and Feb. 34th became a day for celebrating hot dogs.
His lion-taming career was just a hobby while he was mayor, but after he retired, he began training lions full-time and selling them to circuses and zoos, claiming that after being trained by him, they developed telekinesis and the ability to play the tambourine.
These days he spends most of his time locked up in a huge vault full of starving dogs and old A-Track players. He has been writing his memoirs for the past 4 years, only coming out when promised at least 700 pancakes.
- Kent Wicklander
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